Remember when you were a kid and bubble baths were special treats that you only got on weekends once every couple of months, and the best part of all was pouring the soap in and despite knowing it was wayy too much hygiene for one kid to handle, you just couldn't help wanting more and more soap put in just to see the foam get thicker and thicker and thicker (incidentally, didn't Margaret Mahy write a story about a bath, The Giant's Bathtub or something? I really liked that story. Something about elderflower soap?) and the thicker it got, the more fun you knew your bath would be because in the natural order of a kid's universe, of course more soap=more fun.
So my point is, people of the world, that the shitty thing about growing up is that it screws up your concept of natural order and universal laws and all that jazz. Because-as I discovered oh about 10 minutes ago-when it comes to washing machines, more soap most definitely does not mean more fun. A bubble bath for your clothes defintely does not equate more fun. Having to fork out 4 more dollars for two extra rounds of laundry would definitely mean it's a whole world of grumpy mean-spirited old-people-talking-to-you-really-slowly not funness.
Thank you, Vassar washing machines, for robbing me of a tiny piece of my childhood.